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this is basically so i can use whatever fucking words i fucking want, and then maybe put a meaning in here. well fuck you too!

muck up day: just in case you don't know, muck up day is the day where all of year twelve gets off school. forever. (well, except for those huge exams and all...) and so, kids from all over the state go nuts: throwing eggs and water baloons are the normal things to do. i'm pretty sure you have something just like it...if it dosen't happen all over the world, i'd be surprised...very surprised.

defenestrate: to push out of a window (preferably a very high one, and perhaps with spikes and rusty nails and cunts with baseball bats with spikes in them and barbed or razor wire wrapped around them down the bottom of the window so that when the person lands and maims themselves, the spikes will impale them, prince of persia style, and the rusty nails wil give them tetnus (ok so i can't fucking spell. i don't see you doing any better, you fucking dumb cuntface. fuck you!), and if that dosen't finish them off quick, then the cunts with baseball bats with spikes in and razor wire around them can fuck them up so that they can never walk again. possibly to a level where they no longer have arms or legs, and are only a torso rolling around on the floor in pools of their own excretement.) perhaps.

excretement: surely you cunts know this one. or are you all fucking densies? yeah, fucking looks like it. alright- excretement is shit. poo. crap. whatever else you fuckers call it these days. i don't fucking know.

as a reward for actually reading this, you can have some more to read: a beautiful little poem. how fucking dainty.
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