here, we have a delightful collection of the best in digital design. or not. ok, here we have a collection of mediocre desktops. which you will like. click on the thumb to download the real thing. cunt. you can only get them in the resolutions offered here. if you use a different screen resolution than that, i really couldn't care less. go fuck a sheep or something. stop whining and resize the fucking picture yourself. it's not hard. just to show you how nice i am, i'll tell you what resolutions you might need: 1280x1024, 800x600, 1024x768, and that's about it. everyone else can fuck themselves. right click on the pic after downloading it, and "set as desktop" *should* do the trick, but i'm not promising. if you are really desperate for bigger resolutions, just ask.
we might just
have something special for you. (yeah, like a fucking shotgun.)
here's some icons. they're great. use them or i will kill you.
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this is a new fucking desktop. you're all fucking repulsive, you know that? repulsive, i tell you. you fucking reek of, i don't know what: your own shit, probably. i'll bet that smell is the shit in your own pants. you can't even keep yourself clean, now can you? you're a fucking repulsive cunt, you know that. yeah. so go fuck yourself. (or, on the other hand, you could download this wallpaper and use it. i know i do!).
here's some icons. they're great. use them or i will kill you.
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this is a new fucking desktop. you're all fucking repulsive, you know that? repulsive, i tell you. you fucking reek of, i don't know what: your own shit, probably. i'll bet that smell is the shit in your own pants. you can't even keep yourself clean, now can you? you're a fucking repulsive cunt, you know that. yeah. so go fuck yourself. (or, on the other hand, you could download this wallpaper and use it. i know i do!).
it's some nice airplanes. andrew says that it's "the RAAF's premier strike attack platform. it does defence supression, reconnaissance and anti-ship attack. it can carry nuclear weapons. jesus christ i would like one of these to fly to go cruising in." thankyou andrew.
i made this horrorshow clockwork orange wallpaper. use it, you stupid vetches. let's face it, we're all droogs at heart. i think that the start of a clockwork orange is probably the platonic ideal of what a goon is. read this book...no, sorry, see the movie (reading, i'm sure, is beyond you.), and learn from it. the book is far more fucked up than the movie. fantastic! rape that fucking skull dude! (sweet like butter?)
this one is a real fucker. it will fuck your head up so fucking bad you won't recover. i promise. so use it, and stare into it for hours on end! slut. you had fucking better, or i'll come around to your house, and fuck you and your friends up real fucking hardcore. fucking yeah!
and this is just the logo. boring sluts will use this one. i think that only the really cool kids will have the guts to use the one above this. hmmm. are you really man enough? goon enough? are you strong enough to handle the pain of having your head burst after you look at the one above for too long? hmmm? or are you a fucking pansy? prove it! cunt.
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