Only the most rudimentary understanding of English is too much for this man; only the most leisurely interpretation of "on time" shocks him to his very core; only keeping a trail of angry drivers behind him will make his day complete. This is the bus driver with delusions of grandeur: not only must people wait for him, but they will enjoy it too. Getting somewhere late? A small price to pay for the privilege of spending time on his bus.

14:15,
Wed 20, 2006