Blue jeans Big jacket Shitckicker boots Ponytail Dark glasses Maybe they need cleaning I'll squint through them to look at the clouds Just let me check how bright it is   oh right it's not I'll sit backwards on the bus on purpose because I am too cool Clean my hands with my multitool Yes it's not a flickknife but you can just pretend, ok? Thanks I'll have to push the button now You know Not the real one, the one you're only allowed to push if you're in a wheelchair I just break the rules because I can I'm like that you see A bit of a rebel Maybe I do need to wear those glasses while I'm inside I'm determined I know what I want I can push the button and get off in one smooth motion And I'm gone I can probably speak more languages And have lived in more countries Than the number of times you've contracted tinea