“The negotiation to buy a child slave might sound a bit like this:”
“...believing that he'd be reunited with his high-school girlfriend at the top...”
“all humans are out of their fucking minds—every single one of them.”
“hides your shoes when you’re late for work, and from a supine position on the couch plays “Hot/Cold,””
“ determined only that "a compelling unknown force" had caused the deaths”
“look forward to the day silver-painted gadgets are no longer made”
“The Wiesels and the Schwindlers represent the Jews ...by the way.”
“R2D2 with a bad attitude and a license to kill”
““I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it shorter.””