strangeholiday

“Microsoft's biggest weakness is that they still don't realize how much they suck.”

“We've made almost every computer that's ever been made look completely absurd”

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“Whether it's building a school or handing out Viagra.”

“Wow! I think Christmas threw up on that house.”

“Only three such messages have been intercepted in its 20-plus-year history...”