“the roll of an i-ching disgorged from Steve Jobs' uptight, puckered rectum”
“Nearly a third of the nation's population is illiterate or barely literate.”
“this is a pyramid scheme”
“...we saw him juggling the hermit crabs in his tank...”
“Ha. That was nothing. You should see my Huyndai Elantra.”
“Visually, the sight of his sackboy running back and forth on this ship - madly pulling levers in an attempt to control this thing by himself - was beyond delectable.”
“like a drill press it landed on my arm, and every bite was breaking flesh. It was literally like an unsewing machine.”
